I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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