This girl is more easily done than said...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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