Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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