VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
smell my finger.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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