It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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