I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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