I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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