im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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