Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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