Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
what day is it and did you see me today?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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