try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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