After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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