Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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