we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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