I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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