Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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