I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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