What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
wow bdsm is so cute
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