I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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