...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I would ride that face into the sunset
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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