Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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