so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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