can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
it's like iHOP with fire
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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