She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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