I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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