Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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