hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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