im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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