i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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