Buhtt sex?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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