The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
