It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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