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yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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