North Korea, Best Korea!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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