Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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