The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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