btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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