god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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