I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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