I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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