her vagina looked like bernie madoff
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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