thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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