the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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