Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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