this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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