We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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