in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this will be a night to untag.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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