I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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