She tied me up with her honor cords...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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