One girl and one boy is just not enough.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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