Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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