half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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