One girl and one boy is just not enough.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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