New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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