Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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